Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
T&A
Bourbon
Tracey & Andrew's Finest
Small Batch · Nelson County, Kentucky

Crafted for the 4 billion men (and everyone else) who appreciate T&A.

Founded by an 8th-generation Beam who thinks bourbon forgot how to have fun.

The Founding 10,000
We don't pour a drop until 10,000 of us are in.
Four billion men love T&A. We just need 10,000 to admit it out loud. Your spot is free, your number is forever:
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Roll the tape

Yes, it's AI. We're real. The bourbon is realer.

We're not AI pretending to be people. We're real people using AI to make fun of ourselves — right up until the bourbon. That part we take dead seriously.

The Movement

10,000 names before a single pour.

— founders and counting
0Goal: 10,000 — then we pour

Top Founders

  1. Be the first name on the board.

This isn't a mailing list — it's the founding roster of the anti-snob rebellion. Every friend who joins on your link bumps you up the board, and climbing it puts you in the show: weekly shoutouts in the videos, and the top 100 get their name on a barrel. Recruit accordingly.

You thought you knew

Everybody assumes they know what T&A stands for.

It's Tracey & Andrew. Obviously.

The part that isn't a joke

A Beam by blood. A Smith by name.

Bourbon didn't start in a boardroom. It started on porches, with people who laughed harder than they worked. Then the suits moved it into a stuffy lounge and taught everybody to be scared of drinking it "wrong."

Andrew is an 8th-generation Beam. His grandfather, Parker Beam, gave his life to the still — and was serious about exactly one thing: how the bourbon got made. Ask him about ice in your glass and he'd just smile:

"Drink it however you like — just drink mine."

That's the whole company. No more snobs. The fun stops at the distillery door — and nowhere else.

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The two who built it

A woman, a man, and a bourbon they take far too seriously.

Tracey and Andrew started a whiskey company. Neither of them can get through a meeting, and one of them keeps flying to the beach to photograph the bottle. The bourbon, somehow, is excellent.

Tracey

Co-Founder · Head of Meetings That Never Happen

Calls the meeting. Sets the agenda. Says "okay, today we are NOT laughing." Laughs. The barrel strategy remains, to this day, undiscussed.

Andrew

Co-Founder · Director of Label Photography

Believes the bottle deserves the perfect light. Currently sunburned, knee-deep in surf, on day nine of a one-day shoot. Undeterred. Says the product photographs better wet.

The bourbon itself

Aged in charred Kentucky oak. Bottled by hand.

Named for the two who built it — small-batch Kentucky straight bourbon, made the slow way and taken very, very seriously.

45%ABV · 90 Proof
Small BatchHandcrafted
750 mLe 75 cl
Bottled for Bickett & Smith, Inc. · Nelson County, Kentucky, USA
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